1. do you think you can get through this?
sure

2. are you on your period?
no. got off a couple days ago. *relief*

3. do you get cramps?
jah.

4. have you had sex in the last month?
...yeah.

5. who did you lose your virginity to?
my amazing bf steven :]]

6. what's something you would change about yourself?
hmm...my shyness.

7. what's something you really like about yourself?
nothing at all.

8. ever watched gay/lesbian porn?
sure.

9. do you like answering personal questions?
depends.

10. are you cool with talking about sex?
sure.

11. what's your favorite break up song?
uh. i dont know.

12. what's your favorite love song?
dear angel by april sixth.

13. ever cheated on your boyfriend?
no.

14. ever kissed someone of the same sex?
sure.

15. ever done something more than kissing with the same sex?
no.

16. do you lie ALL THE TIME?
no. but then again that could be a lie. but its not. heheheh.

17. do your parents even know what you're really like?
haha. definitely not. that would be horrible.

18. ever smoked pot?
no.

19. what about a cigarette?
one drag or whatever you call it. it tasted nasty.

20. ever done any drugs other than pot? which ones?
none.

21. any one-night stands?
no.

22. do you constantly crave attention?
i detest attention.

23. what's the last thing you cried about?
my dad yelling at me for my social issues.

24. for or against gay marriage? explain.
FOR!!! it should never be against the law to marry the love of your life.

25. for or against abortion? explain.
im pro-choice. not saying anything more or answering rude comments trying to get me to be pro-life.

26. do you know anyone with homosexual parents?
yeah.

27. when you party, are you the type that dances on tables?
depends.

28. ever taken naked pics for someone you liked?
not COMPLETELY naked...

29. do you wish your boobs were smaller or bigger or are you okay?
bigger. im tiny. T-T

30. ever been called a slut?
yup.

31. what about a bitch?
that one too.

32. ever said something racist and meant it?
nah.

33. ever gotten paid for doing something sexual?
depends on what you mean by paid...

34. ever played spin the bottle?
sure.

35. what about seven minutes in heaven?
not that one.

36. if you've played spin the bottle, who did you enjoy kissing the most?
umm. i dont remember.

37. if you've played seven minutes in heaven, what'd you do for seven minutes?
never played.

38. are you into humping inanimate objects?
O_O

39. do you like breaking hearts?
no.

40. do you masturbate?
quitted that.
for the most part.

After almost 3/4 of a year on DA i have noticed that people who have been on for about as long as me have way more page and deviation views. Also, i have noticed that these people dont write poetry as i do, they draw. I've been tossing around this idea for a while now, but i now know for sure why this is. Its because no one wants to read poetry. too much work. now drawing, thats eaasy. all you gotta do is look at it and go 'ooh...aah...pretty colors...'
im not saying people who draw are bad, quite the opposite. its that people who draw draw such optically appealing [idk] stuff [XD] that people only bother looking at their stuff, and ignore the poets.
we work hard too guys.
thanks for the support. and views.

Natural Hair Color:
[] Brown - $100
[] Blonde - $50
[] Black - $15
[] Bald - $5
[X] Other-$75

Total: $75


Eye Color:
[] Brown - $50
[ ] Green - $75
[ ] Blue $150
[X] Hazel $100
[ ] Other - $15

Total so far: $175


Height:
[ ] Over 7′ - $200
[ ] 6′8″ to 7′ - $175
[ ] 6′0″ to 6′7″ - $150
[ ] 5′5″ to 5′11″ - $75
[] 5′4″ to 5′10″ - $85
[X] Under 5′4 - $27

Total so far: $202



Age:
[ ] 50 to 56 - $175
[ ] 46 to 50 - $150
[ ] 41 to 45 - $125
[ ] 31 to 40 - $100
[ ] 26 to 30 - $75
[ ] 21 to 25 - $50
[ ] 19 to 20 - $25
[X] 0 to 18 - $100

Total so far: $302


Birth Order:

[ ] Twins or more than twins - $750
[X] First Born - $320
[ ] Only Child - $250
[ ] second born - $150
[ ] Middle child - $100
[ ] Last Born - $100
[ ] third born - $550
[ ] fourth born - $300
[ ] fifth born - $400
[ ] sixth born -$215

Total so far: $622


Drink?
[ ] I did like twice - $400
[ ] Only Holidays - $250
[ ] Sometimes - $215
[ ] YES - $200
[ ] only weekends - $300
[ ] Every other day - $50
[ ] Once a day - $15
[ ] I live from the bottle - $Bankrupt$
[X] No - $600

Total so far: $1222


Vision?
[ ] perfect vision $400
[X]need or have glasses/ contacts but dont wear them $200
[ ] No correction $100
[ ] Glasses $50
[ ] contacts $25
[ ] Surgical correction -$100

Total so far: $1422

Shoe Size:
[ ] 13+ - $300
[ ] 12 and a half to 13 - $250
[ ] 11 to 12 - $400
[X] 7 to 10 - $500
[ ] Under 7- $450

Total so far: $1922


Favorite Colors (two):
[X] Green-$750
[ ] Red - $600
[x] Black - $100
[ ] Yellow -$475
[ ] Brown - $300
[ ] Purple - $225
[ ] White - $400
[ ] Aqua - $350
[ ] Orange - $300
[ ] Blue - $300
[ ] Pink - $100
[ ] Other - $500

Total: $2772


Did you use a calculator to add it all up?
[ ] Yes $0
[ ] Nope - $1000
[X] some- $750

Final Total: $3522
REPOST WITH TITLE:

“I cost $________ a night”

lol at dinner just now i was talking to my family and randomly got an idea.

[this happens alot, idk why though...mostly i dont bother telling anyone, but this one was kinda funny and kinda gets you thinking in a way... anyway...]

so we were talking about sarcasm
i know, run for the hills, right? yeah pretty much the case here
but yeah sarcasm...and somehow we started talking about babies...idk it was weird
my family is like that
we're all crazy

but i suddenly came up with the idea:
what if you had babies watch/listen to sarcasm or any other humorous language? when they grew up, would they automatically be sarcastic? because they had been familiar with it since a very young age...i think they would be funny nonintentionally.

comment with...comments...yeah...okay
anyway
yeah comment with comments [duh]
an/or questions of my sanity

actually no, dont bother
ill just tell you right off the bat

IM INSANE!!!!!!

muwahahahaha

i need couples
for yaoi/yuri fanfiction, i dont care which, either one works
please help
list possible yaoi/yuri couples you would like to read fanfic for in a comment, please

and i know, you probably have better things to do than read my suckish fanfics, but please, this is something i do for fun, not to have other people pick at my work

thanks
-me